This is the hilariously surreal correspondence of Robin Cooper, who for several years has been plaguing department stores, hotels, associations, fan clubs and a certain children's book publisher with his letters. From Prince Charles to the Peanut Council, Harrods to the British Halibut Association - no one is safe. So who is Robin Cooper? Architect, thimble designer, trampoline tester and wasp expert, Robin Cooper is all of these things - it just depends on whom he's writing to. Robin Cooper is the pseudonym of Robert Popper, a BAFTA and British Comedy Award-nominated writer and producer. His Letters From a Complete Timewaster have been published each month in JACK magazine since March 2002.