Of course, you know it's not going to be just another day at the convent when the Archbishop calls you and starts the conversation with, "Sister Jones, is it true you used to work for the Security Service?"

Pope Michael the First is visiting Sydney, and Charlie Jones gets pulled out of the sanctuary she's been sheltering in for two years, to work on his security.

But God does this stuff all the time, right? Sends an old man out into the desert to kill his only son? Gives a cheeky preacher a taste of life in the belly of a whale, see how he likes that. God's sitting up there going, 'Oh, right. Charlie Jones thinks she can be a nun? We'll see about that. Worldly temptations, check. Insurmountable obstacles big enough to break her spirit forever, yep, check. More worldly temptations, double check. OK girl, show me what you got.'